jjslider 

I’m writing this because someone (jj) has stolen yet another one of my copypastas…honestly I’ve had quite enough of his belligerent thievery and his headlong tomfoolery, i’ve had quite enough of this farce! He has taken this too far! JJ you are the scum of the earth, a rancid , rabid, rancor-filled dog. I despise you, I loathe you. You filthy mutt, I hope you rot in the deepest lava bathed trench in the nine hells of Baator! You filthy scum. Your garbs aren’t fit to wipe a hobogoblins hind quarters! You scrounging scoundrel! You maniacal maniac! You filthy fear-mongering wretch! You are the absolute worst! You are below the level of troglodyte in all things save for your ability to court your own stupidity like it was your brothers widow! I hope the Avernus himself takes you and whatever abomination you spawned from and sends you to the deepest depths of the Abyss! Curse you JJ, curse you!
~Nyr

23/09/2021

"oh fuck jjslider left again!"

jjslider by hahee September 22, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012