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jizzguzzler 

Man or woman who will not tolerate having their face sprayed and instead must ingest semen loads in a guzzling manner.

Also used as a disparaging term for a homosexual.
That dude is a jizzguzzler.
jizzguzzler by LordHate May 13, 2005

jizz guzzler 

one who drinks a lot of jizz
"one of the things i love about my girlfriend is that she is a crazy jizz guzzler"
jizz guzzler by Mikey Likesit June 13, 2006

jizz guzzler 

basically another word for a slag.
(nice girls sip their jizz)
1. "Hey me n rachel are going out tomorrow night"
"i cant believe you're going out with her, she's a total jizz guzzler. You should ask jessica she's really sweet, she sips her jizz"
jizz guzzler by Fanonymous February 16, 2007

jizz guzzler 

One who like to swallow another mans "JIZZ"
jizz guzzler by Anonymous July 10, 2003

jizzguzzlingfuckmonkey 

Someone who guzzles copious amounts of cum and loves getting pummelpanged on the regular
Hannah: Please come round tonight we can Netflix & chill
Gerome: Okay Hannah you want this big black dick you jizzguzzlingfuckmonkey
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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