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jizzguzzler 

Man or woman who will not tolerate having their face sprayed and instead must ingest semen loads in a guzzling manner.

Also used as a disparaging term for a homosexual.
That dude is a jizzguzzler.
jizzguzzler by LordHate May 13, 2005

jizz guzzler 

one who drinks a lot of jizz
"one of the things i love about my girlfriend is that she is a crazy jizz guzzler"
jizz guzzler by Mikey Likesit June 13, 2006

jizz guzzler 

basically another word for a slag.
(nice girls sip their jizz)
1. "Hey me n rachel are going out tomorrow night"
"i cant believe you're going out with her, she's a total jizz guzzler. You should ask jessica she's really sweet, she sips her jizz"
jizz guzzler by Fanonymous February 16, 2007

jizz guzzler 

One who like to swallow another mans "JIZZ"
jizz guzzler by Anonymous July 10, 2003

jizzguzzlingfuckmonkey 

Someone who guzzles copious amounts of cum and loves getting pummelpanged on the regular
Hannah: Please come round tonight we can Netflix & chill
Gerome: Okay Hannah you want this big black dick you jizzguzzlingfuckmonkey
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026