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jizz slap 

when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth
trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho
jizz slap by Puck and Jewfro April 10, 2010

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap 

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.
(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

slappy jizz 

During a threesome with two guys one girl, as your about to blow your load you pull out and blow it into your hand and slap the other guy in the face.
As your Eifel towering a girl your buddy pulls out and slappy jizzs you in the face, only to your wisdom there's jizz on your face. Ewww
slappy jizz by woody.1994 November 26, 2014

jizzslap 

1. the act of screaming the word "jizz" while moving your arm in an overhead circular motion and connecting an open hand to another persons face. Usually resulting in the extreme anger of the individual receiving the "jizz" slap.

2. the act of removing a condom after sex and firmly grabbing the tip while full force slapping the condom over your partners face, resulting in an open ended explosion of your seminal juices over the persons face. If done hard enough a laseration of the skin will occur and seminal juices will flow into the cut.
"JIZZZZ!!!!!!!"

"I gave that nasty skank a jizzslap"

i.e. Sarnik
jizzslap by steelydan May 13, 2005

JizzSlap 

The act of ejaculating on to your hand, then slapping your girlfriend or who ever you are having intercourse with in the face.
Guy: Ejaculates into his hand.
Girl: Sets up for a cum shot.
Guy: JizzSlaps her in the face.
Girl: Surprised.
JizzSlap by Jizzhands March 2, 2011