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jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.
i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.
by dꓘ April 27, 2019
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