jizz goblin

Small annoying children that ruin your plans

I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.

by brookie_lyn04 October 18, 2014

jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.

"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.

by kshantik January 17, 2022

THE Jizz Goblin

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region

Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon

by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022