jizz fizzler

premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given

Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.

jizz fizzler by Big Nasty Bastard and Jizz Fizzler June 17, 2006

Fizzle jizz 

The last few drops of semen that leak out up to five minutes after initial ejaculation.

I just got my underwear on and looked down and had fizzle jizzed and had to change.

Fizzle jizz by pixstix76 December 5, 2022