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I jized on your momma's titties
jize by Ross Pierro March 29, 2004
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Simultaneously doing jazz hands and smizing (smiling with your eyes)
Yo, a Cappella kids always jize during performances, like how do you do that shit in unison.
Jize by daniellefa April 4, 2020
Jizel is the most beautiful girl ever . She usual has dark brown eyes. Everyone wants to be friends with her. Most outstanding girl. Loves to be active and play. Usual when she has a boyfriend she will be the best girlfriend
Kid hi can we be friends

Jizel sure
Jizel by Jizel July 13, 2017
A very beautiful girl who may like guys out of her league, but her amazing personality will get her any guy she pleases. She usually has dark hair, and loves everyone. She does not gossip or stab people in the back, and she enjoys other people’s company. She’s the most outgoing person ever! However, this may come off to other people as she is loud, but if you get to know her, she just has a very open personality .
Person 1: Oh look it’s Jizelle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, she’s really loud.
Jizelle by Achoooooo November 28, 2017
Jizelle is a girl who's really sexy, fun and complicated. She usually has dark brown hair and is tall. Jizelle happens to struggle keeping her cool but when things get shitty you can totally count on her to sucker punch the person who breaks your heart.
Alex: Hey that's my friend Jizelle
Leo: Man! she's fun
Jizelle by thegirlwithatwinkle March 3, 2022
A general term of excitement.

Not to be confused with jizzed.
"Yo, Billamy!"
"What?"
"I've got a date tonight and I'm real jized about it!"
Jized by Demonicrose March 11, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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