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Alison Story 

It is a story that goes on and on but never has a point. At the end of the story people are just left saying.. is that the end? and often the person has repeated her sentences many times in the course of a story.
yesterday I went to the park and I saw a dog and it was really cute. Once it left I was sad.

This Alison Story had nothing to do with the conversation except for the fact that they were talking about dogs.
Alison Story by Awksauce100 September 21, 2011

Alison Su 

An HVAC babe from New Jersey. Soon-to-be brogrammer/computer whiz-kid
Aw fuck, my radiator is broken again! I wish I could call up an Alison Su to solve this problem...
Alison Su by unknownuser1356 May 28, 2018

Alison Schröder 

Witch. Bartender. Nudist. Alison Schröder does it all with style and class, in English and in German. There truly is no one like Alison Schröder.
Alison Schröder is a beautiful, charming woman
Alison Schröder by Ali Berlin March 21, 2024

Alison Savona 

Alison Savona will make any man weak at the knees within a second. She is so cool and amazing at everything she does, she almost seams unreal. She surrounds herself with very few as only the most privileged are deserving enough to be so lucky to be in her Ora🍀🕊️
She oozes sex appeal and there is not a man on this planet that can resist her charm.

Just a glance from her will make you melt and fall in love.
Women want to be her, men want to be with her, she is the ultimate prize if ever anyone was so lucky to win her 🥇🏆
I want the perfect girlfriend, I want an Alison Savona

On a level of 1 to Alison Savona, how hot was she?
Alison Savona by L$n June 2, 2025

The Alison Staples 

when your eating a girl out and she pisses in your mouth
I was eating this girl out last night and she did The Alison Staples
The Alison Staples by ooddolwn April 19, 2020

Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift 

The aforementioned name is a satirical/stereotypical name for singer Taylor Swift in the Philippines. The extra names were added to ridicule how many of the people also have such long names. The whole name has since then become a meme in the Filipino media, in which people use the name ironically to refer to the singer.

Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.

Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.

Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".

Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"

Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"

Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.
she is the icon
she is the moment
she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift