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Could be one of the coolest people you may know. Respectable, raised right, and not triggered by anything. Someone who is a good person and lives a great life.
Did you see Jionni today when he was in town? Ah no I missed him, maybe I’ll catch him next week!
jionni by JionniJ November 22, 2021
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Jonning it 

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"
Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009
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A NAME FOR A GIRL MEANING "GODS GRACE"
STAR: HEY JONNICA WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN?
JONNICA: GODS GRACE
STAR: THATS BEAUTIFUL

JONNICA: THANKS GIRL
JONNICA by CUBAN MISTRESS March 27, 2010
A beautiful , smart, sexy individual who doesn't give a fuck about what you think.
Man.. I wish i was more like jonnice
jonnice by jav December 4, 2013
Jonni is a guy name. But there's a lot of girls with this name. A girl who's name is Jonni is very gorgeous, beautiful, hot, sexy and pretty. It's kind of hard to please a Jonni, a Jonni doesn't like very many people. Jonni is very stylish, and probably every guy think's she is etleast cute. A Jonni has HUGE boobs, and a nice body. And Jonni's are usaully nice if she is in a good mood. And a Jonni is probably the biggest bitch if she's in a bad mood. And a Jonni never stop's smiling or laughing!!!!!!!
DAMN, I JUST SAW A JONNI!!!!!
Jonni by icanmakeyourbedROCK February 12, 2010
So basically, Jianni is the best girlfriend ever. She is very caring, sweet, BEAUTIFUL, and photogenic. Jianni has her struggles but always puts other people first. She has gorgeous eyes and an amazing personality. She always manages to make you smile even when you look a little low. Jianni is the sweetest, funniest, most amazing person you will ever meet. It is extraordinarily easy to fall in love with her cute, sweet, and incredible self.
I wish I could date a Jianni!
Jianni by JuanBeans May 27, 2019
Jonni is worlds best boy, he is the most amazing person you can meet, he is kind, a gentelman, the best, cute, romantic, funny, sexy, he's got a lot of muscles, he's irreplaceable and is what girls like to call "Tall, Dark and Handsome".

He is a real catch and such a stud! Jon is the friend to have when you need someone to talk to, or to cuddle with. He is a listener, he understands you and will always be there for you. He's really a keeper!!

Jonni is a boy that everybody loves and want to get to know, especially the jenny's, they adore him.

You cant do anything but fancy this guy, Jonni!
boy1: "who is that boy, he's freakin' awesome"
Boy2: "Thats Jonni, he is the best"

girl1: "that is the most handsome boy I ever seen!!"
girl2: "I saw him first!"
Jonni by vpdlove22 April 7, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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