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Jingo-Jango 

A tourist engaging in clumsy behavior. i.e. holding up lines, searching their pockets for bus tickets, walking into pedestrians, forgetting their meeting times.
Look at that Jingo-Jango over there walking around in the bicycle lane.
Jingo-Jango by FoxMission December 14, 2018

Jingo Jango 

said in a british accent. Used when you cheers your drinks with friends. Also used as a a code name for top secret missions or operations.
Jingo Jango my friends!!

Operation: Jingo Jango is a go!
Jingo Jango by bully-05 November 20, 2011

Jingo Jango 

A sign-language gesture with the hand , meaning "I'm goin to pee & get a drink."

The gesture is a double dip j sign, pinkie finger, twice.
Across the loud, sweaty, undulating, pheromone flooded dancefloor, I spotted Scotty, and I gave him the Jingo Jango, and he nodded okay. So I hit the head.
Jingo Jango by Bilham January 15, 2011

Jingo Jango 

Jingo Jango is where 2 lesbian transgenders sag there rusty hook in each others faces giving a Jingo Jango.
Mother; Hey sweetie I was thinking we should try the Jingo Jango

Step-Daughter; Sure! Would we upload to Bang Bro's or Family Therapy

𝕛𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕤

Real estate terminology for a worthless lot of land close in but usually not central. a dumpy part of town, often in the flood plain. sometimes is inhabited by those of lesser means. More often frequented by your the reader's sister, used as a makeshift anal breeding/proving grounds.
Mr. Goatse: We've seen everything available.
TubGirl: what about this 'build-to-suit charming fixer uper?
Mr. Goatse: oh that? that's way down in the 𝕛𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕤, the only the thing you can fix up, is a heroin habit and perhaps build a nasty reputation. we can take a look.
TubGirl: I am famous, people will notice i'm missing.
Mr. Goatse: ...*whispers sweet nothings and promises of humiliation.*
Tubbie: I love it when you call me that! take me Mr. Goatse! have me down in the 𝕛𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕤.
Mr Goatse: i know a place..its where i used to cornhole the Apple Cider Days parade float queen.
TubsieWooWoo: But..But..she was a rhetard.

Mr Goatse: i know..it was all her "idea". Even the shitty rimjob 69 mud motorboats. for hours, then..then we just talked. it was magickal.
TubGirl: I can do good. I will be better.
i'm trash. Take me the 𝕛𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕤! i want to piss in a hobos skull.
Mr Goatse: *you promised yourself you wouldnt fall in love.*. *not this one.*...*and here you are with the ring and the folding camping shovel in the trunk! why?? what can't you stop?! shes your client! *At least look her in the eyes this time you coward!*
TubsieWubsie: what's that dear?

Mr Goatse: oh nothing...i said, we can drink hot mad dog 20/20. grape..
Tubsiekins: I will shit it out for you. like a mud fountain of bum shits. i must. it is my destiny.
Mr. Goatse: yes! yes! down in the 𝕛𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕤.

Jango Fett 

The most Bad-Ass Mutha Fucka, (BAMF, also known as Top Mandorlian) till he got his head chopped off. He was the Original Host for a Clone Army, one of the clones he raised to succeed himself as the BAMF.
Zam: You're Jango Fett aren't you. I've heard of you, you know. I'm Zam Wesell.
Jango: You must be new to the business.
Zam: Why? Because you haven't heard of me?
Jango: Because you're reckless. You could learn a thing or two about being subtle.
Zam: You call that subtle? You just brought down a Republic prison.
Jango: My plan didn't include you. Or the chaos you started back there. You cost me my ship.
Zam: My plan didn't include you trying to hijack my prisoner. Anyway, you should thank me. This babe (the ship) is a big improvement over that relic. I've never seen anything like this. What is she (the ship) anyway.
Jango: She's a Firespray pursuit special.
Jango Fett by Jedi_Master September 28, 2008