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jimmy siu 

the most kick-ass teacher to ever teach at st george girls high... he can't sew and is really soft. he also thinks asking questions about running through fields of grass can help inspire you to make a cushion. if you buy him his lunch from the canteen he may allow you to buy some food for yorself with his money. aka jelly or a lolly pop. he also has a tendency to say however and to wink.
Jimmy siu: okay, imagine running through a field of grass
Student: but sir, i don't like grass

god, that jimmy siu sure know knows how to sew...
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jimmy siu 

the gayest person on earth.
nobody likes him.
or her.
he thinks hes cool.
but hes not.
hes gay.
and definitely NOT a kick ass teacher.
im not even sure if he is a teacher.
he cannot teach for anything.
he cant cook.
he cant sew.
he cant work a computer.
he lives with his mother who lives across the roaad from the school. she makes sure he brings a healthy sandwhich to school for lunch with the crust cut off.
and gives him enough change for an orange juice or apple.
jimmy siu: well im off to school, mama.
mama: wait jimmy, dont forget your dollar for your juice.
jimmy: yes mama
jimmy siu by iluvjassie December 10, 2008

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026