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Jiong (囧) is an archaic Chinese character which means "patterned window", or "brightness". Because of its resemblence to a face, it is now used as an ideographic emoticon to show different moods ranging from amusement, awkwardness, annoyance, embarrassment to shock or DO NOT WANT.

After I heard that bizarre story, I jionged (verb). It is the jiongest (adj) thing I've ever heard.
Jiong (excl)! How can there be over 100 dead rats in this alley!

jiong by Kaenif April 9, 2010

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jiong

A state of absolute mayhem, clownery and ridiculousness. Used to describe a person with split-personality acting all crazy.

Wow did you see James in that soccer match just now? He really pulled a jiong and cost his team the win

jiong by CummageKing March 1, 2022

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jiango

Jiango is an extremely powerful beast used to torture and kill prisoners. A true gamer, amazing memer, and comedic genius. Owner of a large server. Often confused with Jango Fett or Django Unchained.

Molerat: Oh my goodness, jiango is unchained!

jiango by JoJoStar1 June 15, 2019

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Jingle Jangle Jewellery

Testicular decorations

Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

Jingle Jangle Jewellery by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

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jeongin

This guy is the pure definition of cute. He' respectful, clean and funny. If you Jeongin dont ever let him go cause he make life the most beautiful you've ever seen.

"Jeongin is so cute and nice"

jeongin by KpopFan💖 December 31, 2017

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Park Jeongwoo

Main vocalist of Treasure. Stunned everyone with his soulful vocal. Everyone say he has an actor vibe!

4th gen Main Vocalist Park Jeongwoo is a hidden visual in Treasure!

Park Jeongwoo by Mellsdsjw October 18, 2020

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jizz jingle

The natural sound someone makes when they cum.

And when he came, his Jizz Jingle was a gutteral growl right in my ear!

jizz jingle by WeeFinnegan January 30, 2021

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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