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An African-American homeless man who attempts to wash your car when the light has turned red in the middle of the street, in hopes of receiving money for their services to fuel their crack cocaine addiction.

Get the hell away from my car, you dirty fucking Jigaboo Jones!

jigaboo jones by garfsnarf December 16, 2022

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jigaboo jones

a homeless black person that sits on the corner and calls passing civilians Mr.Jones

"Hey Frank look at that Jigaboo Jones"

jigaboo jones by Kelly Swatek March 29, 2008

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Long John Jigaboo Jones

The nickname given to a black person who has a very, VERY large dick.

Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!

Long John Jigaboo Jones by Swiss Rolls July 20, 2010

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jiggaboo jones

The self-proclaimed "Number one Nigger in America". Mr. Jones has a website and several videos on YouTube in which he engages in all manner of criminal mischief and "kickin' it". Known for his famous line "LANSD - Like a Nigga say do", he is a shaman of sorts for anyone interested in making a quick (illegal) buck.

Jiggaboo has a particular affinity for thefts, and inside jobs that involve tipoffs from employees or use of technology (such as computer swipe-cards, GPS systems, etc.). He is well versed in technology, weaponry, and booze (Primarily Olde English and Hennesy).

Above all, he treasures life and he lives it to the fullest...if only the "man" would ease up.

"How'd you come in to all that cash?"

"Awww man, Jiggaboo Jones showed me how to make money from illegal immigrants"

"Aww hell yeah, LIKE A NIGGA SAY DO!"

jiggaboo jones by Dillinger123 September 19, 2008

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Jiggaboo Jones Locker

The unspeakable riches of a powerful Nigger Pirate that terrorized the Cape of Storms in Southern Africa. Nobody speaks of this treasure, because it's said that if anyone finds it the world will be overcome with niggerdom due to the unimaginable amount of treasure he possessed.

Arg matey!! Have ye heeeerd of JiggaBoo Jones Locker?

Jiggaboo Jones Locker by Spatshulitsa February 24, 2011

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Jiggaboo Jones

A monkey that doesn't know how to play fifa 23 or just pass a ball he watches tiktok all day and he loves getting happy tapioca

Man I hate "Jiggaboo Jones"

Jiggaboo Jones by Jiggaboo Jack June 16, 2023

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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