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A person who loves his crush since September 27, 2020
He is Jhobert!
jhobert by lëv June 7, 2021
Words you can keep
the couple that's doesn't care what other people think
jobert is an inseparable couple
jobert by jordyn100 November 6, 2018
a jobert is some kind of awkward person who is always everywhere.
"There is a big Jobert in the Room"
jobert by juicyboy685214 November 7, 2017
Noun.
A person carrying an open mind and deep thinking.
A natural born leader and achiever.
That's a great idea! You think like a johbert.
Johbert by John Awake June 10, 2021

Jobertime 

Overtime that consists only of work that you have intentionally slowed down during the week in order to capitalize on the premium "overtime" pay.

Regular work that you do everything in your power to drag out in order to complete on overtime.
I could finish these now, however I'm working towards Jobertime this weekend.

If i finish all this work, i wont have any for Jobertime this weekend.

-Hey, why havent I gotten these parts yet?

-Ive been saving them for Jobertime.

-If you save these for Jobertime, you are a piece of shit.
Jobertime by Job Ertime May 18, 2023
Noun.
A name carrying an open mind and deep thinking. Naturally born leader and achiever.
Wow! That's a really great idea! You think like a Johbert.
Johbert by John Awake June 10, 2021

Jobert Fridolan 

People who are kind and generous to others are also lovable, because they deserve love in return for giving it to others.A trustworthy person is reliable, responsible, and can be trusted completely. He is a trustworthy and level-headed leader.
Jobert Fridolan is a trustworthy person
Jobert Fridolan by Stevenfrido November 23, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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