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jobert by juicyboy685214 November 7, 2017
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Johbert by John Awake June 10, 2021
Jobertime
Overtime that consists only of work that you have intentionally slowed down during the week in order to capitalize on the premium "overtime" pay.
Regular work that you do everything in your power to drag out in order to complete on overtime.
Regular work that you do everything in your power to drag out in order to complete on overtime.
I could finish these now, however I'm working towards Jobertime this weekend.
If i finish all this work, i wont have any for Jobertime this weekend.
-Hey, why havent I gotten these parts yet?
-Ive been saving them for Jobertime.
-If you save these for Jobertime, you are a piece of shit.
If i finish all this work, i wont have any for Jobertime this weekend.
-Hey, why havent I gotten these parts yet?
-Ive been saving them for Jobertime.
-If you save these for Jobertime, you are a piece of shit.
Jobertime by Job Ertime May 18, 2023
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Johbert by John Awake June 10, 2021
Jobert Fridolan
People who are kind and generous to others are also lovable, because they deserve love in return for giving it to others.A trustworthy person is reliable, responsible, and can be trusted completely. He is a trustworthy and level-headed leader.
Jobert Fridolan by Stevenfrido November 23, 2021
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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