A big dicked individual who goes around impregnating all the women of the world with his man seed in mind-blowing fashion. This majestic beast parties for weeks at a time before requiring any rest. Once chugged a gallon of vodka and flew a plane.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.