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1. The act of being jewish on a online or real life situation.
2. A jew.
3. Denying services or items for no apparent reason other than greed or being bastard .
Online:
timz0r: Dude, can borrow 1G real quick for my tabard?
Jewz0r: Do I LOOK like I'm made of money? Wtf dammit, I work hard for my shit, you want money, go out and get it yourself, back in my day. . .

Real Life: Adam: Dad, can I spend the night at bobby's house?
Dad: NO you have school tomorrow, do I look like I'm made of money? Back in my day. . .
jewz0r by Wo0t_Master July 28, 2006
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Definitely the most awesome girl of all time. Likes nail polish and heavy metal. Can be used as a verb when describing unsurpassed awesomeness.
"Hi jenz0r, how are you?"
"Oh that torana is so jenz0r"
jenz0r by lilbear May 17, 2006
Related Words
1) A Jewish Comedian

2) A Jewish Robot - Commonly found on IRC.

3) A person who flips out at the name of Hitler.
1) <~trit0ch> Where is Virty? <+BosmouZ> trolling some internet forum <~trit0ch> typical Jewzorg.

2) <b0t> HAPPY HANNUKAH!!!
Jewzorg by trit0ch June 6, 2009

Anti-jewzard-tactifying 

The act of stopping jew wizard's tactics proliferation
Wow this is such an anti-jewzard-tactifying action

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026