paulba's definitions

jewsamack

A female Jewish alien from the South Park episode "Canceled".

Oh my gawd, did you see the heckmahs on that jewsamack?

by paulba February 3, 2009

heckmahs

See heckmah; also heckmas.

Let's see those heckmahs.

by paulba February 3, 2009

kentucky red eye

A prank in which, like mooning, one drops his or her pants, spreads the cheeks lavishly, but also contracts the rectal muscles, as if trying to poop or fart, such that the inner red color of the hole is plainly visible.

Johnny returned from class and unlocked the dorm room door. Alan was ready on the other side of the door, displaying a full Kentucky red eye. Upon opening the door, Johnny was overwhelmed with disgust, and scarred for life.

by Paulba March 3, 2012

heckmah

One of the female reproductive organs on a jewsamack. They resemble the human breast, but come typically in groups of four. Presumably they secrete a milk-like substance.

Yeah, let's see the those heckmahs!

Would you look at the heckmahs on that jewsamack?

by paulba February 3, 2009