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Jewphoric 

adj. A euphoric state, somehow related to a person, place, or thing that is/semi-related to Judaism or being Jewish. Other Forms: Jewphoria (n), Jewphor (p.n.), Jewphoricly (adv). Close confuser: Jewphoria, n, the euphoric feeling that a jew experiences when they see money!
when you posted that your brother got into NYJew (read: NYU), I was jewphoric!
Jewphoric by jewliah April 22, 2011

jessphobic 

an irrational fear of people names Jess.
"What did you say her name was again?"
"I said her name is Jess"
"J-J-Jess...?"

The woman then proceeded to scream and then died.

The woman was Jessphobic.

Jewphobia 

noun-the act of being prejudice/paranoid by jewish peoples.
1-"Quick hide your money!"

-"man its just a jew, you got some serious jewphobia goin on!"
Jewphobia by everyone's mom October 24, 2009
The feeling of Euphoria one gets after going to Temple on Friday nights.
I was overcome with Jewphoria after going to Temple on Friday night.
Jewphoria by LilBeezy October 16, 2008

Newphobic 

a person who Hates ANYTHING that is New whether it be new Games, New Shows, New Technology, etc.
Basically a lowlife, narrow minded individual and cannot accept change either.
Jake: Hey man do you have an Xbox Series or a Playstation 5?

Joey: Hell No dude those consoles are Hot Garbage, I prefer to play on my Xbox 360 or Playstation 3.

Jake: You're such a Newphobic piece of shit.
Newphobic by PugGamer 550 August 22, 2023
The very act of discriminating against a Jasmine, Jasmyne, Jazmine, Jazmyne, or any other variation of the name Jasmine.
"I'm Jasphobic."
"Why?"
"I just don't like Jasmine, but Dalia over there, mm I might give her a try."
"Dude, that's mean."
Jasphobic by LittleBrownKid2024 November 3, 2020