A person called Jewa, also written Eva, or Jeva (like the beer) is the definition of a true hufflepuff! People like this are humble and sincere, their friends mean lot to them, and they will never, ever try to hurt you. Jewas often read stuff on their phone, and enjoy diving into fan-created universes all by themselves.
Jewas are also very caring, if you see a jewa, you just have to hug them.
Jewas are also very caring, if you see a jewa, you just have to hug them.
Why did you hug that random person on the street?
They were a Jewa!!! And they've been reading underswap!
... reasonable.
They were a Jewa!!! And they've been reading underswap!
... reasonable.
by No I'm not kristiii November 22, 2021
Get the jewa mug.1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.
That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?
How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.
Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.
How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.
Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.
by terry twillstein December 13, 2008
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That which is half-jewish and half-philipino. Only five are known to exist in the entire world. Any of which are guaranteed a college education.
Jeremy is 20% of the Jewapino population.
by Don Thomasac July 24, 2008
Get the Jewapino mug.Jewanne is probably a top-tier smash player and gamer all around. Overall Jewanne is athletic, smart, funny, and just fun to be around.
by Hohafungame April 25, 2020
Get the Jewanne mug.THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE FASTEST RUNNER IN THE UNIVERSE! HES ALSO AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE HE TRIED TO DRILL MY SISTER SOOOO HARD LAST NIGHT AND MADE A HUGE MESS! HE ALSO FUCKED MY MOM SUPER HARD 3 YEARS AGO AND MESSED UP MY GOGGLES WHEN I WAS AT THE BEACH, HE ALSO TOOK MY DIAMOND RING, BUT OVERALL HES A GOOD DUDE. A DOUCHEBAG BUT A GOOD DUDE, AND HOW LONG CAN THESE THINGS GO FOR?
why are u such a Thooyan Jewagner!
by Gandalf (Bob) June 28, 2018
Get the Thooyan Jewagner mug.a person that counts small change is very tight with there money and wears a pouch of jew gold around her neck.
also know to pick up 5c coins to add to there stash
also know to pick up 5c coins to add to there stash
by the allknowing god January 14, 2010
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