jewa 

A person called Jewa, also written Eva, or Jeva (like the beer) is the definition of a true hufflepuff! People like this are humble and sincere, their friends mean lot to them, and they will never, ever try to hurt you. Jewas often read stuff on their phone, and enjoy diving into fan-created universes all by themselves.
Jewas are also very caring, if you see a jewa, you just have to hug them.

Why did you hug that random person on the street?

They were a Jewa!!! And they've been reading underswap!

... reasonable.

jewa by No I'm not kristiii November 22, 2021

jewart 

1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.

That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.

jewart by terry twillstein December 13, 2008

JEWASS 

TIPICAL JEWISH FEMALE

MY WIFE ZVIA IS A JEWASS

JEWASS by $tan the window man December 13, 2010

Jewapino 

That which is half-jewish and half-philipino. Only five are known to exist in the entire world. Any of which are guaranteed a college education.

Jeremy is 20% of the Jewapino population.

Jewapino by Don Thomasac July 24, 2008

Jewanne

Jewanne is probably a top-tier smash player and gamer all around. Overall Jewanne is athletic, smart, funny, and just fun to be around.

Dang Jewanne keeps dropping trees on me, he is just too good.

Jewanne by Hohafungame April 25, 2020

Thooyan Jewagner 

THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE FASTEST RUNNER IN THE UNIVERSE! HES ALSO AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE HE TRIED TO DRILL MY SISTER SOOOO HARD LAST NIGHT AND MADE A HUGE MESS! HE ALSO FUCKED MY MOM SUPER HARD 3 YEARS AGO AND MESSED UP MY GOGGLES WHEN I WAS AT THE BEACH, HE ALSO TOOK MY DIAMOND RING, BUT OVERALL HES A GOOD DUDE. A DOUCHEBAG BUT A GOOD DUDE, AND HOW LONG CAN THESE THINGS GO FOR?

why are u such a Thooyan Jewagner!

Thooyan Jewagner by Gandalf (Bob) June 28, 2018

jewanner 

a person that counts small change is very tight with there money and wears a pouch of jew gold around her neck.

also know to pick up 5c coins to add to there stash

"hey can i borrow 5c?"
"no"
"aww man your such a jewanner"

jewanner by the allknowing god January 14, 2010