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A team of extremely competent and ruthless Jewish attourneys.
I'm not signing this contract until my Jew Unit looks it over.
by I is who I is May 24, 2004
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Jewish-Unit. A group of Jews that r tight like brothas and travel in a posse. Gang cry is "La Chiem!"
Guy 1: Man that Jew-Unit is straight from the street.
Guy 2: Fo' Sho'
by La Chiem! January 25, 2004
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Like the maffia but jewish. Don't mess with these mofos or they will bust out their circumcision powers.
Dude, don't get in a fight with that kid, hes apart of the Jew Unit and he'll kick your lilly ass.
by Dead Man May 22, 2004
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equivalent of the 'g-unit'. However, the Jew Unit is much scarier, richer, and more miserly. They also have the power to count money in a very rapid fashion, which can be rather intimidating. Most of the afforementioned are jewelers.
j-j-j-j-jew unit. get rich and dont spend it.

by gauxgert April 17, 2006
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A gang of Jewish personages who attempt to imitate the g-unit massive. Often found smoking the 'erb and rockin' jewfros.
can make good music and love playing their pacificas. The downside of thee jew-units are that they are never around as they spend most of their time taking it up the backside in Eli's ( a famous "jew-unit" member) bedroom.
Eli is creating a new jew-unit but massive i cant find him, he must be with james in his bedroom.
by j0hnny June 02, 2006
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a jewish person's penis, usually involving the mushroom effect.
Person 1: Damn, did you see his jew unit?
Person 2: yeah, damn that circumcision! it looks so big!
by Kreb0 September 30, 2006
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The term used to describe a gang of perdomitiley young jewish males that cultivate their jewish herritage as being a selecetive group of superior beings.
"Dude did you hear about Jacob, after his Barmitzvah he joined the Jew-Unit"
by ryan ryan April 24, 2007
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