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Jet ski statement 

Lip service or insincere, hypocritical, and empty pronouncements especially from government officials.

This originated from the Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte’s presidential campaign where he promised to help and protect Filipino fisherfolks to freely and safely fish on the West Philippine Sea without the intimidation of the Chinese Coastguard illegally occupying the area. He said if needed, he’ll bring the Navy with him and ride a JET SKI to erect a flag to a Chinese airport built on an artificial island on the West Philippines Sea.

Duterte has since made no action on the matter despite the international arbitral tribunal ruling in favor of the Philippines. Since his election, Duterte approved numbers of government projects and policies in favor of Chinese government and businessmen.
Duterte’s recent statement saying he considered to resign is just another Jet ski statement. He said that thousand times without really doing it.
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mexican jet ski 

In the landscaping business, an indistrial walk behind mower is fitted with a small cart for the operator to stand and ride on, thus making it a "mexican jet ski"
Hector and Carlos were fighting over who got to ride the mexican jet ski today.
mexican jet ski by JAB82 December 29, 2007

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski 

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.
Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

Oklahoma Jet Ski

Fucking a fat chick doggy style in a kiddie pool while holding onto her pigtails
I rode the old Oklahoma jet ski last night and it was wild.

Finger jet ski 

When your fingering a girl in the bath, just before shes about cum. You start making noises of a jet ski and slide her round the bath!
Finger jet ski by Shitbox96 May 15, 2020

Canadian Jet Ski 

The lake is frozen, lets take the Canadian jet ski out for a spin
Canadian Jet Ski by DR. DISTRUCTO January 6, 2011

The Jet Ski

jet skied, jet skiing;

sex position in which a guy straddles a girls chest and proceeds to diddy ride (tit wank) her while gripping bunches of hair at either side of her head (handle bars).
at the point of ejaculation the girl urinates, producing a jet of fluid, like a water ski.
"tried the jet ski last night, the sheets were soaked"

"jet skied this girl last night, came right on her chin"
The Jet Ski by pill-yung October 26, 2013