jet fuel

verb; to sneeze or cough while pooping increasing the pressure and helping to finish quicker

I never would have made it to class on time if I hadn't jet fueled through that deuce.

by AwesomeJE September 04, 2010

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Beyond Gasoline. If someone's Jet Fuel towards you, they're being more than hostile- they're being a complete C-less Castle.

Also "permagasoline". (but not always. Usually just "feels" permanent.)

Braaten:
Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline" towards
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.

ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.

by Java September 07, 2004

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According to my high school principle, joints can be laced with this substance and, when smoked, is fatal to high school swimmers.

That chick smoked a joint laced with jet fuel and she died! Oh noes!

by Is EVERY name taken?! November 09, 2005

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Meaning highly homosexual... 'jet fuel' is a term that has been formulated to describe someone who is a 'flamer' to a much greater extent than most other 'flamers.' Knowing that a homosexual is a flamer means that he/she is flammable. So, if they are highly flammable they are probably jet fuel.

that guy is so gay. Now that I think about it, he is jet fuel because he appears to be more gay than that other homo over there.

by thisismyname April 08, 2003

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