jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003

jesus on a stick

my answer to every question i am asked by an adult

person: whats your name
me: jesus on a stick

by Anonymous June 15, 2003

jesus on a stick

my answer to every question my teacher asks

Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick

by Maddy June 14, 2003

Jesus on a stick

a weird food they sell at the Korean Presbyterian church down the street

Dude have you had the Jesus on a stick?
yeah man it tastes pretty good

by theczechspam March 07, 2018

Holy Jesus on a Stick

Used to represent extreme exitement or suprise.

See Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Easy term to explain the crucifiction of the son of God.

"Screaming Jesus on a Stick!!"

by Tompson Versetti May 25, 2004

jesus on a stick day

food friday (when jesus died)

happy jesus on a stick day!

by nothing_911 April 09, 2007

jesus stick

Jesus Stick. noun. Slang name for you old fella/one eye trouser snake/pork sergeant/penis.

Hey love, do you wanna go for a ride on my jesus stick.

by Kiwi_Tristan July 28, 2005