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Driving around hour for nothing was such a Jestik
Jestik by Thetruthmasters June 4, 2022
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Me’jestik Beauty 

Me’jestik Beauty LLC , “Find majesty in yourself.” Established in May 2019 to owner April Marie of Atlanta,Ga . Makeup services, classes, cosmetics & more !

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I went to Me’jestik Beauty to get my face glammed !
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In Southampton, England culture; a renowned cocktail from the nightclub Jesters, that makes everyone around you beautiful and your best friend. One can enjoy the pleasures of a Jesticle more than once as well, given that with excessive consumption (the way one should go about drinking these), you can reproduce your own pink concoction in the toilets!

A Jesticle also consitutes all 5 of your 5 a day - the vodka gives you potatoes, the Malibu coconutes, lemon from the lemonade, orange from the orange juice, and blackcurrant from the cordial. Voila!
Daymn girl, you look fine, let me get you a Jesticle!
Jesticle by JStarz December 18, 2009
Someone so beautiful they outshine the needs of makeup or any face enhancing product, she is naturally beautiful and gorgeous. She even has the weirdest sense of humour that you could possibly imagine, she can be everything and all you need at the same time she's practically perfect and a world of fun. If you don't treat her right then you don't deserve her amazing company and therefore should change or say goodbye to a life of fun. Whenever you need her she's always there unless she's reading a book then in that case you must leave her and let her read and enjoy her life and don't you dare disturb her. She's the perfect package and even more, you must give her all the love in the world and she will return the favour.
Man: Damn dude that Jessika is quite a bodacious babe, such a perfect catch
Other Man: I know dude but she's 500000 levels out of my league ill just worship her from afar
Man: Me too bro *Prays to Jessika
Jessika by Sergeant Biffy June 14, 2016

Jestificated 

To beat someone at chess JESTIFICATION or basically WINNING at anything in Life. Jestificated.com
”I just jestificated you on the court!”
”Awww, man-I just got jestificated by this girl named Jes!”
Jestificated by JPriceisRight September 10, 2018
Jestin is kind and full of light. Some say he is intimidating, but to those who know him he is gentle. Jestin listens to those he cares for and is always ready to stick up for the underdog. He will be there for you if you're ever alone. Jestin is a forever friend and an amazing lover. He is very loyal to his girlfriend. Jestin is a classic style of man. ❤️
Jestin by Redlips&blunts May 18, 2019

Magi-Jestical 

A place that is both Magical and Majestic.
I sat in wonderment of her in that hidden Magi-Jestical place near Big Sur. An U shaped cavern of cliffs, redwoods, a waterfall and a pool in which to swim. Just the two of us on the House Rock centered in the feeling of this place.

Robert J. Lanier
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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