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In Southampton, England culture; a renowned cocktail from the nightclub Jesters, that makes everyone around you beautiful and your best friend. One can enjoy the pleasures of a Jesticle more than once as well, given that with excessive consumption (the way one should go about drinking these), you can reproduce your own pink concoction in the toilets!

A Jesticle also consitutes all 5 of your 5 a day - the vodka gives you potatoes, the Malibu coconutes, lemon from the lemonade, orange from the orange juice, and blackcurrant from the cordial. Voila!
Daymn girl, you look fine, let me get you a Jesticle!
Jesticle by JStarz December 18, 2009

Magi-Jestical 

A place that is both Magical and Majestic.
I sat in wonderment of her in that hidden Magi-Jestical place near Big Sur. An U shaped cavern of cliffs, redwoods, a waterfall and a pool in which to swim. Just the two of us on the House Rock centered in the feeling of this place.

Robert J. Lanier
SHE IS FINE ASF 🥵 , also has a great personality, smart , funny good to be around🥰 . The best person you’ll ever meet in your life , also LOYAL ASF 😌💙 Nd a freak when she wanna be 🥴
Me: aye mane , you seen Jestice fine ass

My friend: hell yea mane
Jestice by Sølø August 12, 2019

jesticles 

the most powerful insult, a combination of jester and testicles
can be used as a meaningless, baseless insult or an adjective for someone's balls
im not sure what considers someones balls to be "jesticles" so that is up for your interpretation
"jerry got those jesticles. those damn clown ass balls. some jokester nuts. the joker's scrotum if you will"
jesticles by juegos November 1, 2021

Mello-jestic 

usually when an animal or person is in or caught in a mellow yet majestic pose or action.
that bird looks so mello-jestic in the water everyone just stared in aw
Mello-jestic by Izzie Spright♥ September 20, 2010

Jessics Simpson Syndrome

A fake blonde who thinks that she is a famous celeb. She is not the sharpest tool in the box.
"Is tuna chicken or fish, the can says chicken of the sea so is it chicken or fish?"

on ordering buffalo wings, "I didn't know buffalos had wings"