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jerush

Defined as: A man more with more sexual innuendo's than urban dictionary.
You call this a date, I call it a thirst date.

Jerush.
by Sgsuevents January 21, 2017
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Jerush

you’re being such a Jerush right now
by abd45 January 27, 2025
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Jerusalem/Dopesmoker

The best fuckin song ever written. By SLEEP. Also known as "Dopesmoker" (there are two versions available, the one called Dopesmoker is better, but it's five times as expensive as the Jerusalem version).

The song is about an hour long (52 to 63 minutes, depending on version) is about 50 BPM slow and features crazy-ass drumming, a fuzzed-out heavy bass, a guitar that sounds like a dried out riverbed in the desert (if you know what I mean) and unique vocals, something between growling and ritual chanting.

The lyrics of Jerusalem/Dopesmoker are about a caravan delivering weed to said city. They glorify cannabis in any possible way. Many new (or old, but almost never used) words are mentioned, like "Hasheeshian", "Marihuanaut" and "lungsmen".

Rather than using a "normal"song strucure (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus etc.) Jerusalem/Dopesmoker is set up like this:

Intro, fucking awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, epic riff, unbelievably good guitar solo, awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, another epic riff, fucking awesome guitar solo, quiet part, extremely heavy highpoint of the song including another fucking awesome solo, epic riff, reprise of the first fucking awesome riff.

All in all, it is definitely worth listening to (can be found on Youtube in both versions) wether you're a Stoner, a Metalhead, a fan of psychedelic music, a fan of experimental music, or you just like to have your brain melted via your eardrums.
A: Hey man, did you ever listen to Jerusalem/Dopesmoker?
B: Yeah, forty-six point seven percent of my brain melted.

A: Same here.
by Pisaura May 6, 2011
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Jrush

To crash, wreck, or otherwise ruin a car's engine simply by being in said car.
Amber: My boyfriend totally Jrushed my car. Now I have to take the bus with a bunch of stinky people.
by Hard-Pressed Entertainment January 8, 2014
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Nike Air Jerusalem

Dude 1: Dude, your Dad is wearing sandals with socks!
Dude 2: yeah, Nike Air Jerusalem man.
by Fucked if I know February 28, 2011
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Jerusalem nut spring

When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.
Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.
by Zack Marc Evan August 3, 2012
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jersh

Jersh. What does Jersh actually mean? Well, it's hard to tell. It's this one thing, you know, that one random thing. You never know it's coming. It's just pops up and you can never forget. It's that one hilarious guy who everyone knows. He's also respectful, trustworthy, and interesting. And if you don't know him, there's something wrong with you. He may not be the one who everyone wants to be, but he's the one that you wish was your best fwend.

He's rare too, you gotta search high and low. There might be another Jersh, but you gotta make sure it's the right Jersh. Out of the current 7 Billion Population, there is a major 0.0000000001%.
P1. Hey, guess what?!
P2. What?!
P1. I SAW A JERSH TODAY!
P2. ARE YOU SURE IT WAS A JERSH?! IT'S TOO RARE TO BE TRUE! ARE YOU SUREEE?!!
by JayVis15 May 23, 2016
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