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To cross through three lanes to get to the farthest left lane(or fast lane), in this process cutting off people is a given and guarentee. Name compliments to New Jerseyans' infamous driving abilities.
Bud:"Shit I have to get into that lane"
Pete:"Jersey J it!"
by Deputy Frawg November 1, 2008
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New Jersey PB n J

A sexual move when you smear Peanut Butter and Jelly in a girl's vagina. You dunk a piece of bread into the vagina spreading the peanut butter and jelly on the bread, then eating it.
Misty: I'm hungry.
Brock: How 'bout you make me a New Jersey PB n J, bitch!
Misty: Ok.
by Cocktit69 February 19, 2010
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Jersey Joey

A rare breed indeed. Jersey Joey is a rumored creature feature of the Grateful Dead touring circuit in 1980's and 1990's East Coast, Floridian, and most especially, Minnesotan tribes.

A jolly scallywag, the mythical Joey is thought to have the spicy bite of a pirate and the warmth of a gentle giant.

According to cultural anthropologist Ethan Tuttle, "The Joey's main identifying feature markers are swaths of brown hair strands and straw-like fragments of some kind of protective hat."

As of 2016, all hobbyist sightings are unverified and anecdotal evidence can only be traced to the realm of pulp speculation.

One such anecdote marks the Jersey Joey as being composed of a composite of "Hagrid, you know that tall guy from Harry Potter, and the Grey Daddy (a reference to the late Jerry Garcia)."

As of 2016, all hobbyist sightings are unverified and anecdotal evidence can only be traced to the realm of pulp speculation.

In line with the folklore tradition, Joey can be lured with an offering of Cajun gumbo, a strain of Colorado marijuana grass called Blue Petunia, and dried jerky product.

The Joey's voice is thought to be something of a raspy, lightly-peppered whisper. An unconfirmed and mostly inaudible recording is rumored to drawl "anybody got a light?"

Note, dependent on regional flavor, the Jersey Joey might be referred to as Papa Joey, Joey the Pirate, The Joester, Ja-Ja, and most bizarrely, simply Joey.
"I heard you don't wanna mess around with Jersey Joey's 52 Card Pickup."
by Gonzo 659 August 17, 2016
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new jersey jerky

It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.
It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.
by Boner Forest May 16, 2015
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Jersey Jiggler

When your male friend is having sex in another room and you sneak in and quietly jiggle his balls from behind.
"I was in the other room plowing Cindy and Ted from accounting snuck in and gave me the Jersey Jiggler"
by Chip McTooth May 31, 2015
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jersey jumper

Girls that follow sports teams and try to mess around with or have sex with everyone that has a jersey on the team, or they are the team sluts.
by jake manthe July 12, 2005
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New Jersey Jackhammer

You begin by performing 69 while standing; once you're finished & she swallows, you give the chick a WWF-style piledriver.
Note: it is very important to remove your equipment from her mouth before attempting a New Jersey Jackhammer so as to prevent a Guatamala Guillotine!
by 2tired2think September 8, 2009
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