jerry beans

an overwhelmingly powerful midget or short person

"Tell your husband to get out of the house! You're dealing with the jerry beans girl!"

by jerrybeans man September 10, 2009

Jerry Beans Man

The best Yu-Gi-Oh card ever. "Jerry, a bean soldier, believes he is the strongest warrior in the world, but his true abilities are still untested." Can be abbreviated to JBM.

In addition to that, he owns your mother's face.

1. Jerry Beans Man is the coolest ever. *dies*

2. Back up before I Jerry Beans Man your ass.

by TeamJBM December 27, 2009

jerry beads

Introduced in 2002 on Jerry Springer as a reward to audience members who expose their breasts on camera.

Also see Mardi Gras.

Fat chick: "Im gonna get me some Jerry Beads!"
*flashes tits*

Crowd: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"

by 10010000101001 March 17, 2008