jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz August 21, 2008

Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

jerkin your gherkin

When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai

"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"

by succdaddy69 May 14, 2018

Just jerking your gherkin

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting

Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!

by LordBone January 9, 2012