jerk me off 

1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.

professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.

student: ohh jerk me offffff

jerk me off by jennybaybee May 9, 2010

(Insert name) Jerk Me Off! 

1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it

Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!

Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!

(Insert name) Jerk Me Off! by Cadillac C--Y March 14, 2011

Jerkmeoffhardur

The verb of someone proposing to be sexually jerked harder by another person. Usually between human beings, but sometimes between furries.

Oh my goodness, yesss, ohh yesss, oh fuck, ohh yess, jerkmeoffhardur.

Jerkmeoffhardur by Cumnson Meipusei March 5, 2023