jerf

One who wears a ponytail through the back of his hat.

I thought I saw a jerf today, but it was a girl.

by Bucky December 20, 2004

jerf

To jizz on a nerf ball

I totally jerfed and threw the ball on Timmy.

by taylor fantasitctease December 26, 2008

Jerf

A word to describe someone who has a shitty, downcast, condescending attitude. Derived from a combination of that one annoying co-worker named Jeff and the word jerk.

The boss is making me stay late today, and its my daughter's graduation. He is being such a "jerf".

by hujsww May 08, 2014

Jerf

a dumb mistake that occurs in a sports related activity. derived from a fellow soccer player who missed the soccer ball when trying to kick it.

Kadi jerfed the ball into the net.
Katt jerfed and missed the baseball.
Kegan jerfed her serve out.

by Denver 1982 December 02, 2010

Jerf

The act of dismissing someone from a team unilaterally . Kicking out a teammate from a sport or activity usually condescendingly.

Jim just got the Jerf from his clan in Clash of Clans.

by JP16 August 29, 2016

Jerf

People who are hostile towards getting a job or opposed to political policies that help people get into jobs.

That Jerf doesn’t want to get a job.

by WhyNotGetAJob March 03, 2023

Jerf

A common misspelling of the word jerk, typically made by angry Christian mother's on Social Media Platforms and helicopter mom's

"You're incapable of making an intelligible argument."
"Don't be a gucking Jerf!"

by Frigoffberb December 11, 2016