JerFor

A noun describing the act or process of leading others to believe that help was available had they only asked, when in fact the actor had no help to offer whatsoever.

Adam: dang, i wish i didnt have to fork out mad cash-monies to rent these cheeseball golf clubs yo. if only i could have borrowed someones lefty clubs, dannnnng!
Forrest: hey, I have some lefties in my car, you should have asked.
Adam: seriously dude, that is the bomb. thanks.
Forrest: just joking. i have none.
Adam: egads, i have just been JerFor'd.

by golfpro September 30, 2008

Jermorificus Minkus

1.Someone that makes you say: HOLY SHIT! THAT'S AWESOME!
2.Someone who is either kickass, hilarious, or both.
3.Also called Jermo.
4.Greek meaning: Kickass Motherfucker.

That guy's just ran up a wall, did a backflip and kicked the other guy in the face. He's definitely a Jermorificus Minkus.

by minkmonkey92 January 15, 2009

terry jeffords

Sergeant Terry Jeffords of Brooklyn 99 loves a lot of things.

- yogurt
- walls
- foreign films
- responsible agricultural practices

But most of all he loves his squad in the 99, and his wife and kids.

Man, I wish I was as jacked as Terry Jeffords.

by Brooklyn-Define-Define December 20, 2018

Jeffords' Shower

Spraying cologne all over ones person in an attempt to achieve a good scent without showering.

Tom was late for breakfast so he took a Jeffords' Shower then left.

by Jim Miller, the Lady Killer! Boogadi Boogadi Boo! June 12, 2006

jeffory

Sexy manbeast

Jeffory is a sexy man beast

by kingsin19 December 20, 2016

Jeffor

A longer variant of the name "Jeff". Popular among men worldwide and of all ethnicities.

Jeffor Jones (insurance broker), Jeffor Brooking (former footballer), Sir Jeffor McDonald (news anchor).

by TheOriginalJeffrey November 14, 2011

Jefforson

Jefforson is a dude that probably sleeps completely nude and watches Naruto. Doctors messed up his name when he was born and his original name was supposed to be Jefferson

Jefforson is such a cool guy. He probably sleeps naked.

by CEOofVirginity October 28, 2019