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Jennered 

Popular phrase used in Eastern European countries to describe a cold foggy morning, with an unexpected twist. As the sun rises over the luscious maples on the hillside, the suns reflection off the dew ridden leaves causes an illusory affect on the human optic nervous system. One spot in particular yields the strongest mirage. The Carpathian mountain range that travels through Romanian is the tourist capital of Romanian, as well as a mecca for Kris Jenner followers and fans alike. Natives claim the effects of the suns rays on a spring morning resembles the feeling of being starstruck when the brain perceives the mirage to be true. This effect causes one to believe they are seeing the face of Kris Jenner, just inches away from their own. Scientists were unable to provide any conclusion in their research as to why this effect occurs, other than the obvious: everyone loves the Kardashians!
Wendell "You look like you had a good night last night!"

Chaz "I woke up early to watch the sunrise."
Wendell "Dude, I think you're jennered. You better go home and sleep it off! You're in no condition to take an examination!"
Chaz "I know, but its finals week!"
Jennered by JackieRobert'sSon January 26, 2014

Jennered 

adjective, past-tense.

1. To run someone over or hit another car. Also used to describe the events of being T-boned in an intersection.

2. Earning an award you probably didn't deserve.

"Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that 1st place trophy."
1. "I was crossing the street until I was jennered by that dick in the silver Prius."

2. "Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that gold medal."
Jennered by diabeticLife March 4, 2016

Jennered 

When the universe sends you a series of chaotic events that is very similar to getting fucked in the ass (dry) with an 80 grit sand paper dildo
Man I’ve been through some shit but I’ve never been “jennered” this bad before
Jennered by Jaycovolinski September 13, 2023

Kylie Jennered 

When you're sucking his asshole so god damn hard your lips start to tingle and then tah daaah! Instant lip lift
*getting ready for a night out*

P1 "damn my lips look so flat, I should get fillers.."

P2 "no dont inject that shit into your lips! Here, suck my arsehole instead!"

P1 "OMG you were right! My lips are so plump! I've Kylie Jennered myself! Thanks!"
Kylie Jennered by PrincessPeach93 August 20, 2019

bruce jennered 

Jack bruce jennered hisself and became ashley!
bruce jennered by 4king2nick0 February 8, 2015

Bruce Jennered 

(alternatively "Bruised Gendered") When you rip a man's genetilia off and stick it head first up thir own rectums and proceed to preform intercourse with it in the anus.
I'm gonna Bruce Jenner that son of a bitch.
Hah! that son of a bitch got Bruce Jennered.
Bruce Jennered by Bombaclots Bill November 9, 2015