Jelqed

when you get teased by a goal or achievement.

I was about to get the world record but i got jelqed on the final stretch

by cerial sauce eater April 30, 2022

jelmed

a man performing a sexual act upon a woman.

oh my god he's totally jelming that chick

how was last night? i jelmed my girlfriend twice

that guy jelmed me and never called me

by FarOutDadio November 17, 2009

jelqer

Someone obsessed with increasing the size of their penis.

That jelqer stretched his dick out so much it curves to the left...

by Lovis Manus March 27, 2023

jelled

jelled or jells moment: whenever someone says some dumb and unfunny shit that no one other then the person who made the joke finds it funny, this can commonly be seen on twitter whenever jells decides to tweet something ''funny'' out.

syno: jells, please shut it, you're not funny.
jells: poggies, Samsung 455L Bottom Mount Fridge with Water Dispenser - Matte Black moment hahah

syno: jelled

by SynoR6 November 30, 2020

Jelled a relationship

To lie about a relationship

Person 1: Did you know Felicity jelled a relationship?
Person 2: I knew it!

by j_dagawddd January 16, 2017

jelqodactyl

A beautiful creature created by the art of the jelq and makes you erect just by sight of it.

Tony: Dude why the fuck are you so bonered right now?
Jay: I just saw the magnificent jelqodactyl you fucking twat.

by JJelq December 18, 2023

Jelfed It

Successfully surviving an encounter with the Grim Reaper after consuming a high strength edible, preferably on a bus.

Jelf 1: Weye I just lowkey saw the grim reaper off an edible and he told me I was gonna die soon inniy.

Jelf 2: g you Jelfed It.

by JohnWeed988 April 28, 2025