jellycrow 

talented artist and the best hinata kinnie to ever exist barely ever posts tho

friend: did you see that jellycrow posted?
me: omg i have to go like it right now

jellycrow by snail lamp March 10, 2021

Jellyrobe

Main Entry: Jellyrobe
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): Jellyrobed; Jellyrob·ing; Jellyrobes
v.
1. To repulse a female so forcefully, it changes their sexual orientation, inciting homosexual tendencies in an attempt to escape the repulsiveness.
2. To dodge a statement entirely and make up an entirely different argument to work against that was, coincidentally, not stated or even hinted at by the original party. See strawman.
3. To ruin something good by associating yourself with it.

1. If you dislike the high-quality pussy you undoubtedly get(you damn stud), just Jellyrobe a couple. That's two bitches out ya hair.

2. That's not what was said at all, get out of here with your Jellyrobe tactics.

3. Hey, Dick, you better not Jellyrobe Transformers for me. That's my favorite show!

Jellyrobe by Xerxes TWD July 13, 2006

jellyroll 

1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.

1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.

jellyroll by heptune June 15, 2006

Jellycorn 

A mystical creature that crosses a jellyfish and a unicorn. The creature is basically a jellyfish with a horn emerging from its soft upper-part. It is known for its ability to make anyone happy even in their worst of moods.

Man, I feel so depressed....

OOH A JELLYCORN!

Jellycorn by Team of D and L March 27, 2012

Jellyrolled 

Keeper of the pies

Jellyrolled eats the pie.

Jellyrolled by Pants July 10, 2003

jellycopter 

Where you perform the helicopter and cum at the same time. Spin it and fling it!

Steve- Hey babe, look at me!! Im doing the jellycopter!
Jacey- Whats a jellycopter?? (she is turning around to see)
Steve- Oooohhhh!!!
Jacey- Fuck!! You got it in my eye!!!

jellycopter by AhizzleYO June 4, 2011

surprise jellyroll 

when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut

"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."

surprise jellyroll by Jake March 26, 2004