jelly rocket

When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.

My girlfriend was mad when I went to her aunts house and jelly rocketed all over the carpet

jelly rocket by Betz38 December 4, 2024

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Jolly Rocket

A sexual act in whic you defecate in a condom, freeze it, and knock your partner out with it. While your partner is unconscious, you proceed to stick the frozen poop condom into their ear.

I'm going to break up with Carol. It's time for the Jolly Rocket.

Jolly Rocket by Cptainfalcon December 5, 2013

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jolly rocket

one who gets a boner when hes just in a good mood or really happy

Pete: i can see your jolly rocket
bob: I know im just so happy for some reason
Pete: damn im starting to get one to

jolly rocket by dan hirlander February 26, 2011

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Jelly rocker

A jelly rocker is someone who is chubby but not nasty fat and they are hot as hell, therefore they rock the jelly.

guy 1: hey dude look at that girl she is BANGIN
guy 2: i don't know she looks kind of pudgy
guy 1: nahh man she's a jelly rocker, she be rockin that jelly
guy 2: hmm i guess your right she is kind of sexy
jelly rocker: Its more cushion for the pushin ;)

Jelly rocker by 350poundniggahh April 30, 2011

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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