jelly rocket
When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.
jelly rocket by Betz38 December 4, 2024
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Jolly Rocket
A sexual act in whic you defecate in a condom, freeze it, and knock your partner out with it. While your partner is unconscious, you proceed to stick the frozen poop condom into their ear.
Jolly Rocket by Cptainfalcon December 5, 2013
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jolly rocket
Pete: i can see your jolly rocket
bob: I know im just so happy for some reason
Pete: damn im starting to get one to
bob: I know im just so happy for some reason
Pete: damn im starting to get one to
jolly rocket by dan hirlander February 26, 2011
Jelly rocker
A jelly rocker is someone who is chubby but not nasty fat and they are hot as hell, therefore they rock the jelly.
guy 1: hey dude look at that girl she is BANGIN
guy 2: i don't know she looks kind of pudgy
guy 1: nahh man she's a jelly rocker, she be rockin that jelly
guy 2: hmm i guess your right she is kind of sexy
jelly rocker: Its more cushion for the pushin ;)
guy 2: i don't know she looks kind of pudgy
guy 1: nahh man she's a jelly rocker, she be rockin that jelly
guy 2: hmm i guess your right she is kind of sexy
jelly rocker: Its more cushion for the pushin ;)
Jelly rocker by 350poundniggahh April 30, 2011
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