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jelly beard 

when girl has a lower face covered in jizz at the climax of a 1 girl many man orgy.
girl 1.. did you have a good night at that orgy last week?
girl 2.. yeah it was amazing i got filled out by about 9 blokes,
girl 1 .. wow that must have been fun
girl 2 .. yeah it was great, at the end they gave my a huge jelly beard do you want to see the pics..
girl 1.. wow you had 9 guys come all over you face and neck?
girl 2.. ext
girl 1.. ext

please see german porn films by ggg (german goo girls)
jelly beard by glenn666 February 27, 2007
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jelly beard 

you lick someone out, and when you come up, you have pubic hairs around your mouth and in your teeth
"Eugh! you've got a jelly beard. how did that happen? i've got a shaven haven"
"I dunno"
jelly beard by Amazin Ali April 24, 2004

Jellybear 

(noun): The cutest, fluffiest, cuddliest, most perfect kind of brown bunny ever. Also, the scale of absolute cuteness against which all things of an adorable nature are to be measured.
That baby is a 6 on the Jellybear scale.

jellyboarding 

A form of torture or "enhanced interrogation technique" specifically designed for use against Gummi Bears. Jellyboarding simulates the feeling of drowning. In corn syrup.
"Grammi said she was thinking about jellyboarding us if we don't tell here where we hid the gummiberry juice!"
jellyboarding by mephistowolf February 5, 2009
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