Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted

Jeff Bezos by novelty16 June 2, 2018

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Jeff bezos

Jeff bezos is a fat greedy fire breathing reptile, who enjoys frolicking In vast fields of gold and oppressing the working class. This destructive and evil creature is a manifestation of pure greed, caring nothing for anyone but himself and not caring who he hurts. This creature does not obey any laws and instead does anything in the pet suit of more treasure to horde

Jeff bezos is tearing down a historic bridge to make way for his giant money raft of working class subjugation.

Jeff bezos by Le potat March 16, 2022

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Jeff Bezos

Some Rich Bastard That Would Rather Put His Money Into A Space Company Instead Of Ending World Hunger Basically A Harmless Dictator

Bro Jeff Bezos Is Soooo Rich

Jeff Bezos by G48M October 22, 2020

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Jeff bezos

A term to describe someone who is doing something to stop a group of people from being happy yet is completely oblivious to why everyone hates them

Person 1: person 2, you're doing a Jeff bezos
Person 2: i don't fuckin know what that means, just go home, nobody likes you

Jeff bezos by Mega-blongus September 17, 2021

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