someone who owns a jeep and thinks they are hot shit. They think they can go anywhere and do anything because of their jeep, but they are too much of a bitch to take their pavement princess off road.
by Rockerjaker May 17, 2018
One who is known to own a Jeep, talk about nothing other than a Jeep, continuously brag about their ability to drive a manual, and spend money on lifting said Jeep fifteen feet high (because nothing says cool like making sure passengers struggle to get into the Jeep). It is generally assumed that this revision to the Jeep is what they think makes up for their cellular sized penises. Let it also be noted that there is some sort of cult signage where the driver of a Jeep shows a peace sign a to other Jeep drivers that pass, but out where the door would normally be and down low. It is generally believed that this technique of holding the sign low to the ground originated when a Jeep driver figured that would be yet another brag for their arsenal by showing that they can drive without doors.
“Hold on babe. I’m stuck behind this Jeep faggot. Actually...can I just call you back, this Jeep faggots lift is blocking my view and I don’t want to get into an accident. Love you too. Bye!”
by ProphetofTrutg October 3, 2020