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A alpha male will fuck your bitch with no remorse is literally the best man in the world with 100% Stright game will steal your girl with just a lift of his pinky he is a dominant man with a soft side he is all powerful makes everyone shake in their boots when they see him if your too much of a beta male you will dislike him as his testosterone levels will be higher then yours by over a few billion he makes all guys look like bitches and he’s good with pets and kid he makes you wonder why your man is such a bitch boy and why he can’t satisfy your needs like him he makes girls get wet at only the sound of his name and makes everyone love him he don’t need friends as he can go lone wolf at anytime he makes girl wanna have his kids and goes in raw cuz he’s not a pussy if he fucks you and you have hiv he cures you instantly on the spot he makes all men look like trash compared to him and he is the most amazing guy you will ever meet.
Girls will fight over him
Girl1: omg is that Jedrzej

Girl2: yea I’m sooo wet
Girl3: Ik he’s soo amazing I want him

Girl1: but he’s mine
Girl2: forget it he’s mine

Girl3: he’s sooo amazing he’ll never go for us
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jÄ™drzej 

A funny and intelligent guy with very weak back muscles. Typically leaves haters in the dust with his witty comebacks. But if required to move a couch a Jędrzej will crumple.
I was hitting on a girl at the bar but a total Jędrzej came out of no where and smooth talked her back to her place. I hope she asks him to more her furniture.
jędrzej by TikTokTeamD January 10, 2024
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Jendrzej 

A really sexy dude, a player, spends every night with the new girl, flirty, has a girlfriend, secretly gay
-I want you
-Oh, You're such a Jendrzej
Jendrzej by SNEAKYSNEAK3216576 June 11, 2019

jedrzejek 

the last name of bad motherfuckers and if you get into a fight with one be very careful and be sure to know when to weave and to throw cause you don't wanna be hit by the bricks of a jedrzejek
is that a jedrzejek he looks pissed
jedrzejek by Bigboybub September 25, 2020

jedrzejek 

the last name of bad motherfuckers and if you get into a fight with one be very careful and be sure to know when to weave and to throw cause you don't wanna be hit by the bricks of a jedrzejek
is that a jedrzejek he looks pissed
jedrzejek by Bigboybub September 25, 2020

Joanna Jedrzejczyk

The boogie woman.

Not to be confused with Trump simp Colby Covington's "the boobie woman" concept.
"I know that I'm not the prettiest one, I'm not having big boobies...I want people to remember me as the best female fighter...and the UFC champion of the world." - Joanna Jedrzejczyk
Joanna Jedrzejczyk by Hondasexual January 8, 2024
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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