Jedrzej

A alpha male will fuck your bitch with no remorse is literally the best man in the world with 100% Stright game will steal your girl with just a lift of his pinky he is a dominant man with a soft side he is all powerful makes everyone shake in their boots when they see him if your too much of a beta male you will dislike him as his testosterone levels will be higher then yours by over a few billion he makes all guys look like bitches and he’s good with pets and kid he makes you wonder why your man is such a bitch boy and why he can’t satisfy your needs like him he makes girls get wet at only the sound of his name and makes everyone love him he don’t need friends as he can go lone wolf at anytime he makes girl wanna have his kids and goes in raw cuz he’s not a pussy if he fucks you and you have hiv he cures you instantly on the spot he makes all men look like trash compared to him and he is the most amazing guy you will ever meet.
Girls will fight over him

Girl1: omg is that Jedrzej

Girl2: yea I’m sooo wet
Girl3: Ik he’s soo amazing I want him

Girl1: but he’s mine
Girl2: forget it he’s mine

Girl3: he’s sooo amazing he’ll never go for us

by Ōłívàßô October 24, 2019

jędrzej

A funny and intelligent guy with very weak back muscles. Typically leaves haters in the dust with his witty comebacks. But if required to move a couch a Jędrzej will crumple.

I was hitting on a girl at the bar but a total Jędrzej came out of no where and smooth talked her back to her place. I hope she asks him to more her furniture.

by TikTokTeamD January 10, 2024

Jendrzej

A really sexy dude, a player, spends every night with the new girl, flirty, has a girlfriend, secretly gay

-I want you
-Oh, You're such a Jendrzej

by SNEAKYSNEAK3216576 June 11, 2019

jedrzejek

the last name of bad motherfuckers and if you get into a fight with one be very careful and be sure to know when to weave and to throw cause you don't wanna be hit by the bricks of a jedrzejek

is that a jedrzejek he looks pissed

by Bigboybub September 25, 2020

jedrzejek

the last name of bad motherfuckers and if you get into a fight with one be very careful and be sure to know when to weave and to throw cause you don't wanna be hit by the bricks of a jedrzejek

is that a jedrzejek he looks pissed

by Bigboybub September 25, 2020

Joanna Jedrzejczyk

The boogie woman.

Not to be confused with Trump simp Colby Covington's "the boobie woman" concept.

"I know that I'm not the prettiest one, I'm not having big boobies...I want people to remember me as the best female fighter...and the UFC champion of the world." - Joanna Jedrzejczyk

by Hondasexual January 8, 2024