Definitions by anonnymuss

jedibitch 

A large, empty space that makes a lot of unnecessary, irritating noise

I was having a conversation and this fucking jedibitch butts in and starts ruining everything

jedibitch by anonnymuss August 12, 2003

Felix 

A lighter.
Origin: character from James Bond films, CIA agent Felix Leiter.

My spliff's out. Pass the felix.

Felix by anonnymuss August 12, 2003

tinsel eater 

A drooling simpleton. Likely to put anything shiny or bright in their mouth.
cf "window licker".

"I'm not inviting him. He's a fucking tinsel eater"

tinsel eater by anonnymuss August 12, 2003