Jebu

1 It can Mean n00b, ch00b, in most cases due to the fact these words have been used many a times and other people cannot grasp the fact that its overused.

2 In Some cases it means newbie.. I have seen this used and it works but other people might recognize it as offensive..

3 Its a type of music. Jebu, funk, r&b, I have seen it called rap.. Although Most people refer to it as funk. A Simple google search on this might

1 -- Chat --
person1> I ju5t pWnD 7h15 Us3r!!!!
person2> God your a Jebu...
person1> fack U!
person2> #kill person1
person 1 has parted

2 -- chat--
person1> Can you teach me how to do this?
person2> Ok Jebu.. I'll teach you.
- so far so good.. heres the good ending
person1> Thank you!! :D
-Bad Ending
person1> What did you call me!?!?
person2> I called you a newbie
person1> :@
person2> -sigh- nvrmnd..

3 " Did you get that jebu albulm I sent you the other day?" , " Yea! I Love insert the funk/ect here "

by DarkGrave September 10, 2008

Jebu

Someone with bad luck

I can’t believe that happened. You’ve got the luck of a Jebu.

by L1745 November 22, 2021

Boga i Coka jebu zene

When 2 of the hottest males in the world give sex to woman

OH SHITTT NIGGA HERE COME "BOGA I COKA JEBU ZENE"

by Ayosuplol November 21, 2021

Jebuiz y'har

1) Someone who uses a non-Gregorian timescale
2) Someone who rejects the common 'Anno Domini' basis of chronology

Greetings - My name is Jebuiz y'har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

by BigCow1 November 13, 2013

save me jebus

Expression of desperation. From "The Simpsons".

Save me Jebus! I am not ready at all for this quiz.

by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005

Jebus

Homer Simpson's version of God.

"I can't be a missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus!"

by Lindsay December 8, 2003

Jebus Crisp

What people should say when they are shocked around Christian

"OMFG! JEBUS CRISP!" I said when I saw something disgusting. I didn't want to offend any of the Christians around this area, so I just said Jebus Crisp instead.

by Tauralea Swaggs December 12, 2015