by ESDS2 March 10, 2023
Get the Jazzy Juicemug. 1 handle of vodka (the cheaper the friskier you will get)
2 40's of beer (any kind will do)
1 bottle of ANDRE peach champagne
1/2 frozen can of limeade (follow instructions for water)
1 frozen can of pink lemonade (same)
ice cubes
large Gatorade jug
= recipe for a frisky jazzy and rawrgasmic disaster
drink with caution ... this drink will make your panties drop
2 40's of beer (any kind will do)
1 bottle of ANDRE peach champagne
1/2 frozen can of limeade (follow instructions for water)
1 frozen can of pink lemonade (same)
ice cubes
large Gatorade jug
= recipe for a frisky jazzy and rawrgasmic disaster
drink with caution ... this drink will make your panties drop
by Frijazz April 26, 2011
Get the Jazzy Juicemug. I went down to the local McDonalds
But they didn't have any Jazzy Juice
I sat down crying, with my dog
But we continued on
I ran 50 miles
They all told me, you'll never find it
The only thing you'll find is a knuckle sandwhich
So I asked my friends, and I asked my wall
Where is Jazzy Juice
I turned around and saw it with my eyes
And I ran faster than the sky
I was almost in reach, of the juice
But then my shoes were loose
I had to tie them
I looked up to see the juice being taken
I caught up and caked him sending Jazzy Juice to the sky
I planted my shoes down
It's heading towards the ground
And I caught Jazzy Juice
But something started coursing through my veins
My juice fell down and I didn't feel the same
Moon fries looking kinda different what changed
This song is going crazy it's about to go insane
My brother lost a game of Fortnite and he let loose
He got so mad he broke his legs and couldn't move
Now all he wanted was good ol Dr. Seuss
But hey what's it matter we got Jazzy Juice
I danced for hours with my drink, all damn day
Bustin moves all the way
I could not care less, about you
Even my family knew
I might be going crazy
I thought maybe I should see my brother
But I start to shudder at everything I've done
The juice had taken me
It took me so long to see
I don't want Jazzy Juice
But they didn't have any Jazzy Juice
I sat down crying, with my dog
But we continued on
I ran 50 miles
They all told me, you'll never find it
The only thing you'll find is a knuckle sandwhich
So I asked my friends, and I asked my wall
Where is Jazzy Juice
I turned around and saw it with my eyes
And I ran faster than the sky
I was almost in reach, of the juice
But then my shoes were loose
I had to tie them
I looked up to see the juice being taken
I caught up and caked him sending Jazzy Juice to the sky
I planted my shoes down
It's heading towards the ground
And I caught Jazzy Juice
But something started coursing through my veins
My juice fell down and I didn't feel the same
Moon fries looking kinda different what changed
This song is going crazy it's about to go insane
My brother lost a game of Fortnite and he let loose
He got so mad he broke his legs and couldn't move
Now all he wanted was good ol Dr. Seuss
But hey what's it matter we got Jazzy Juice
I danced for hours with my drink, all damn day
Bustin moves all the way
I could not care less, about you
Even my family knew
I might be going crazy
I thought maybe I should see my brother
But I start to shudder at everything I've done
The juice had taken me
It took me so long to see
I don't want Jazzy Juice
by king sammelot the goat fan October 24, 2025
Get the Jazzy Juicemug.