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Jazz Balls
when you ask a old man to get behind his cable box for troubleshooting and he bends over the front of it and his jazz balls tap the box
Rep: Sir,can you get behind the cable box?
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.
Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.
Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!
Jazz Balls by Sonny Black Monster December 22, 2008
Related Words
jazz bal • Jazz Balls • ball jazz • square ball jazz • jazz • jazz hands • jazz band • Jazz Cabbage • jazz hole • Jazz-man
ball jazz
1. the substance that coats an unwashed scrotum; consists of but is not liimited to boxer lint, buttcreep, gold bond paste and fart residue.
ball jazz by avisualperson July 30, 2007
square ball jazz
square ball jazz by darlinggolightly June 2, 2011
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