jay leno 

when something has run it's course but one or more participants refuse to acknowledge it.

i broke up with her last night but she showed up at my place today for lunch, all "jay leno" like we were still together...?

jay leno by wgzn September 30, 2009

Jay Leno 

the 'Brett Favre' to Conan O'Brien's 'Aaron Rodgers'; coming back in the wake of retirement to screw another man's career; flip flop

Man, don't be a Jay Leno. Step down while you can, and let someone else handle it.

Jay Leno by SawGuru January 14, 2010

Jay Leno 

an insult you call someone if they're a backstabbing whore who crushes dreams

That Jay Leno stole Conan O'Brien's time slot and the integrity of late night talk shows.

Jay Leno by imisspenhall21 January 15, 2010

jay leno 

a comedian with a popular talk show who has a large jaw and collects cars

Guy ---- "I am sorry, but we have to break up."

Girl -----"Oh, But why?"

Guy ---- "Its your chin... you look like... like... JAY LENO!!!!!!!!!!!




Did you hear what Jay Leno said on the tonight show last night?

jay leno by master stghm April 4, 2004

Jay Leno 

is a cheap hack compared to comic legend and part time real estate agent Conan O'brien

screw leno, let's watch soemthing else 'till conan is on

Jay Leno by steve February 25, 2005

Jay Leno 

Some guy with a big chin who is the former host of The Tonight Show, and it appears he'll be stealing the job back. He screwed David Letterman out of the job back in 1992 when Johnny Carson retired, leading to Dave moving over to CBS. He is now about to do the same thing to Conan O'Brien because his own prime time show wasn't too popular with NBC affiliates. He is driving Carson to roll over in his grave.

Jay Leno is a selfish bastard who just can't let go of the spotlight.

Jay Leno by realy2jproblem January 19, 2010

jay leno 

1. Slang for a pathetic hack.
2. Slang shameless hack.
3. One who appears to trumpet his or her lack of originality.

Terms are derived from the characteristics of popular television program The Tonight Show's host, Jay Leno. It refers to him bribing away talent from their original sources instead of cultivating his own (see John Menendez, formerly of The Howard Stern Show, and That Glasses Guy, formerly from The Daily Show With John Stewart) as well as blatantly stealing comedy bits from other comedy shows (see Celebrity Jeopardy skits, originally performed on the program Saturday Night Live).

"Billy overheard the premise for my Science Fair project and he totally Jay Leno-ed me."

jay leno by Proud American March 8, 2005