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BJ'S

A large, warehouse type store such as Sam's Club, or Costco, that contains products cheaper than in any grocery store or department store. Also the point of holding a membership here is that you receive more than you need for a cheaper price. BJ'S also awkwardly has the slang name of oral sex known as a Blow Job, or a BJ. Making you wonder if you're really a pervert every time you say you're going to go to BJ'S.
Wife: Hunny we're out of peanut butter. Would you like to run to BJ'S and get 4 giant tubs of peanut butter for the price of one container you would get at the normal grocery store?

Husband: As long as you give me a BJ when i come back!
by Supaafly October 18, 2008
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bj's and taco bell

Referring to the sex act "69". As the "bj" is obviously a blow job :0 and taco bell is also obviously eating a chick out () . Can be used in school because teachers are idiots.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's up?
Guy 2: Nothin much, but last night, man I went to bj's and taco bell.
Teacher: Scuse me young man, what does going to bj's and taco bell mean?
Guy 2: Wow, you really don't know? It means I ate taco bell at a BJ's, obviously.
Teacher: Ohh, I'm obviously an idiot.
by Mr. Sm00th September 12, 2009
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BJ's in PJ's

The term given to copping a blowy in your nightwear.
Last night your grandma put her head under my night gown and gave me BJ's in PJ's. Then I gave her a Werther's Original for her efforts. Thanks babes.
by GRANDMOTHERFUCKERZ February 6, 2012
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The king of getting bj's

The king of getting bj's is Emir
Emir: i am the king of getting bj's
Women: True
by CCH220002020 July 14, 2021
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Alex’s bj day

Omg it’s the 24th of feb it’s Alex’s bj day
by This is me and only me November 8, 2020
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Burt's BJ

A blowjob shortly after the giver has applied Burt's Bees lip balm thereby creating a tingly/burning sensation on the receiver's genitals.
"Shit dude, my girlfriend accidently gave me a Burt's BJ last night, i had to shove my wang in the snow."
by jess vayloo December 30, 2007
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Alex’s bj day

To give your bf a blowjob every 2 hours or so for the hole day of February 24
It’s the 24th of feb it’s ( Alex’s bj day )
by This is me and only me November 8, 2020
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