jaw hanger

jaw hanger by Kunt May 3, 2018

Jaw Hanger

Jaw Hanger (noun): When your jaw takes a leisurely stroll south, showcasing a face stuck in a constant state of confusion. Side effects may include driving that mimics a turtle's commute – slow, meandering, and with the occasional confused detour.

This damn Jaw Hanger is going damn near 20 miles under the speed limit.

Jaw Hanger by Doggocool December 9, 2023

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Related Words

jaw hanger • Jahanger • Jaw • Jaw Boning • Jaw'd • jaw jack • jaw-dropper • jaw jacked • jaw-jacker • jaw-jaw

jawhanger

An autistic fuck who typically has their jaw hanging showing stupidity.

Look at those jawhangers sitting with the hard rangler

jawhanger by The tard rangler May 3, 2018

Jahanger

A wannabe martial artist who spends his days sitting on his fat ass and playing video games.

Is Jahanger present in the dojo today? No, master, he's at home beating Ninja Gaiden on hard.

Jahanger by Amnesis April 17, 2009

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Jahanger

An amazing person beyond words. Most times energetic but can be a real pain at times. Also very good looking.

Oh Snap bro look at that Jahanger!

Jahanger by A Dude April 18, 2012

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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