The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.

"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"

G-Lit Jabronie by k-Nice March 24, 2017

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Jabroni

In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.

Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni

Jabroni by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019

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anti jabroni

Someone who hates jabronis or actively roots against them. Some (but not all) anti jabronis show hostility towards jabronis.

Did you hear what Antonio Brown said to Eric Weddle?

Yeah, he tweeted “Bro I don’t even know you don’t call me AB that’s my NFL name dummy ! I’m not on your team never been shut your mouth Jabroni”

Wow, now that is what I call an anti jabroni

anti jabroni by Yaya_10 January 13, 2022

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Javon

Javon is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will think is invincible and he will also be very stubborn. He is funny, intellegent, and can read people just by looking at them. His presence makes you feel safe and free. He isn’t afraid to speak the truth and tell you how it is. He is the most amazing man you will ever meet.

Javon is the best boyfriend I’ve ever had and I can’t wait for him to be my husband.

Javon by tipsyhippy1 June 15, 2018

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