1. The act of attempting to PoleVolt, but actually just having your hand in your pocked stroking away at aluminum.

2. The erection of a penis caused by the lack of oxygen as a result of wearing a respirator mask as you brush a dry PaintBrush across a machined block of aluminum.
1. I champion of Pocket Javelin at my School, say mother.

2. OMF, LighTake gives me a might powerful Pocket Javelin.
by PirateJohnson April 20, 2018
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1. n - (anatomy) An unusually large penis, with emphasis on the length

2. n - (person) A player in the online RPG game "Asheron's Call" by Turbine Entertainment. He plays as a thrown weapons character on the Frostfell server, and is known for his eccentric and homosexually-oriented antics in the game's public chat channels.

3. n - (weapon) A weapon utilized by ancient Roman army foot soldiers for mid-range combat engagements, normally a 5-6" spear specially weighted and shaped to be thrown by hand. A theoretical variant, a "sausage javelin" is an otherwise normal metal javelin that is composed of preserved tubular meat. Not a real weapon.
1. "His rectum was quite sore, due in no small part because of his hung partner's throbbing sausage javelin."

2. "That fag that PvPs on a TW and talks smack in /cg all the time? Yeah that's Sausage Javelins."

3. "Cynicism is fatally impaled by the sausage javelin thrown from afar by a drudge."
by Sausage Javelins April 4, 2010
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When you fart in your hand and then wank furiously!
"ahhhh blad, last night right? I farted in my hand right? and I wanked myself off and it felt all warm and smelt realy beefy, its called beef javelin its well mint" -Damien Shane Mckenzie the 3rd
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The Protector of Ukraine. A fire-and-forget anti-tank missile used with great success against Russian armor.
John: Woah, that Russian tank over there is missing a turret
Stevens: Yep, must have been Saint Javelin
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A sport that is little know because it is not featured in the olympics because it is considered by some to be very dangerous.

One person throws a javelin at another and they try to catch it.
He's into javelin catching.
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A company that promotes blasphemy by depicting people holding a javelin as an saint.
Saint Javelin promotes Blasphemy.
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a term refering to someone who is gay.
Justin Bieber is such an ass-javelin.
by BobMarley42 March 23, 2011
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