Java dick

When a guy spills coffee on his crotch.
When I spilled coffee on my crotch the bro next to me yelled, "Hey, get a load of Java dick!" and everyone in the coffee shop started a Ja-Va-Dick chant.
by MJ23JP January 07, 2009
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Java Dick

Dipping your dick in a cup of (warm) coffee before your girlfriend sucks off the frothy goodness.
Sabrina likes my Java Dick
by spc_rand May 22, 2010
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